Greetings to my fellow rogues, aspiring Decantidates, curious onlookers, and everyone in between.

Who are we? You're the grenade and we're the pin that keeps you from exploding.

Consider the songs our 'business card' if you will. If you'd like to support our cause, the best way is to head over to "MUSIC" and grab a physical copy of the CD. 

So poke around, enjoy yourselves - spend some time floating on the surface, like so much flotsam and jetsam. When you're ready to descend further, sink deeper - head on over to the Cellar Door.

But first you'll need the key. It's two words - lowercase, no spaces. Start with the artwork. When in doubt, refer back to the story.

I'll see you on the other side.